Hillary Clinton Behind Signal Leak in Obvious False Flag

Hillary Clinton Somehow Behind Signal Leak That Exposed U.S. Military Operation Against Houthis, Experts Confirm

WASHINGTON—In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one should have seen coming, cybersecurity experts have confirmed that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is, in fact, the mastermind behind the recent Signal app leak that inadvertently disclosed classified U.S. military operations in Yemen to an Atlantic journalist.

“This has Clinton’s fingerprints all over it,” said one anonymous intelligence official, who has not ruled out the use of her private email server in orchestrating the scandal. “What we know is that a high-level U.S. military Signal chat discussing an operation against the Houthis was compromised, and somehow, the journalist’s number was added to the group chat. Now, is it more likely that this was a random clerical error by someone who doesn’t know how to use encrypted messaging apps—or that Hillary Clinton, the shadowy puppet master of deep-state intrigue, personally infiltrated the Signal database to make this happen? The answer is obvious.”

According to sources, the revelation has sent waves through Washington, reigniting old conspiracy theories, including the possibility that Clinton personally programmed autocorrect to change “General” to “Jeffrey Goldberg” whenever the military tried to send a group invite.

“Honestly, this is classic Hillary,” said Tucker Remington, a political analyst who once got 500,000 likes on a tweet about Benghazi. “She loves three things: secretly running the entire U.S. government from the shadows, getting American operations exposed, and using technology she definitely doesn’t understand to do it.”

Investigators are now combing through Clinton’s emails, her private residence, and an unmarked van they swear she’s driving at all times to identify additional evidence of her involvement. Some theorists suggest she may have also engineered the Signal app itself as a long-term scheme, patiently waiting years for the perfect moment to strike.

Meanwhile, Clinton has denied any involvement, calling the accusations “beyond ridiculous.” However, experts argue that her attempt to act nonchalant is only further proof of her guilt. “If she didn’t do it, why isn’t she panicking?” asked one Senate staffer. “She’s too calm. That’s exactly what she would do if she was guilty.”

At press time, reports indicated that the Atlantic journalist in question had also mysteriously received a friend request from Clinton on LinkedIn, which some believe to be her subtle way of claiming responsibility.